So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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