i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize