Me too!
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
