kristin has been a bad kristin
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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