is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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