i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Randomize
