I like my sex mixed with concussions.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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