I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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