we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i would one night stand the shit outta him
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
