i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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