I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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