Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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