Me. At least after what I've been through.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Floor bacon is actually really good
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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