Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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