So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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