So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
