How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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