i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She even gives head with a lisp.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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