My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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