The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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