I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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