I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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