I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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