sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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