I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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