Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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