Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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