There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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