Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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