your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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