That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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