Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
