he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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