dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Shame - the story of my life.
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