the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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