Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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