just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize