is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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