I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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