we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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