im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i believe in u and ur pee
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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