Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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