She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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