it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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