Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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