I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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