Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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