There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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