I will die if light touches me.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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