Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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