margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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