At least make sure they are 18
Why
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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