Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I bet he comes in French.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.