Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?