maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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