Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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