Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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