I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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