You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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