Yo dont text me then not text me
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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