Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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