i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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