Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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